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Post by HARLEY QUINN on Nov 16, 2014 10:41:55 GMT 10
Okay ladies and germs, listen up, because Harley Quinn is calling a meeting to get some order around here. What we need to do is formulate a plan on what we do when we finally snag these good for nothing do gooders.
My plan goes as follows:
Step 1: Tie up Batbreath Step 2: Make the most amazingly bad pun ever Step 3: Shoot at him with the bang flag gun Step 4: Laugh
Catwoman, you lure him into an obvious trap. Then when we have him all tied up, I approach and say "Hey B-man! Do you like Enya?" And while he sits there looking all dumb founded and confused I follow it up with "Cuz I got a pie to smash Enya face!" *splat!* That's when you come in here Mr. J and you shoot the bang flag at him and we all laugh hysterically!
But the real reason I called this meeting is to say that I am moving on Monday, and so I will barely be able to be here most of the live long day on that day. Probably just on my phone. Thought you ought to know in advance!
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Post by TWO-FACE on Nov 16, 2014 11:56:13 GMT 10
Batman must be brought to justice for that "Darkness. No Parents." song
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Post by WONDER WOMAN on Nov 16, 2014 12:18:59 GMT 10
We should call this plan The Quinn-tessential Bategy
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Post by HARLEY QUINN on Nov 16, 2014 12:57:03 GMT 10
That pun is Wonderful
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Post by THE JOKER on Nov 16, 2014 21:52:20 GMT 10
While he's tied to the chair, I propose to force him to listen to the entire Celine Dion discography
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Post by CATWOMAN on Nov 16, 2014 23:04:14 GMT 10
Okay, obvious trap duty. I'll go crying to the Dork Knight that I lost my epilepsy kitties down my cleavage and need him to find them. When he leans in for a closer look I'll smother him with the girls and then go back to my catnap.
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Post by WONDER WOMAN on Nov 17, 2014 0:12:17 GMT 10
They don't call you guys villains for nothing.
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Post by ARKILLO on Nov 17, 2014 3:35:03 GMT 10
Let's kidnap the Batman, beat him with a stick, lock him up for 90 years and see what makes him tick. DIBS ON THE STICK.
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Post by DEATHSTROKE on Nov 17, 2014 10:58:50 GMT 10
I would have thought Kenny G's best of would be a far more enduring torture?
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Post by SUPERWOMAN on Nov 17, 2014 11:06:44 GMT 10
How about we just remove his balls and force him to eat them?
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Post by POISON IVY on Nov 17, 2014 22:48:58 GMT 10
I'm sure I can get Batboy to come and kiss these luscious poison lips... and I'm not talking about the ones on my face.
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Post by HARLEY QUINN on Nov 18, 2014 1:31:22 GMT 10
All moved into the new place!
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NICK FURY
Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and yo' ass
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Post by NICK FURY on Nov 18, 2014 11:35:14 GMT 10
Needs moar Bane
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