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Post by NIGHTWING on Dec 19, 2014 12:20:58 GMT 10
I'm so uninspired by this final two I don't think I have anything at all to say. Both of you were good in your own special way but most of the time I forgot you even existed until after Huntress was eliminated.
So yeah as of right now I view this as an amazingly poor final to an otherwise outstanding game, you both still have plenty of room to change my opinion on this and wow me in some way.
What I'd like for you guys to tell each member of the jury one thing you appreciated about them in the game and two things you didn't like about them in the game. Also if you want to throw in a Dick Pic or two I wouldn't complain.
As of right now my vote is up in the air because of how generally boring this final two is so I'm keeping an eye on everything you guys are saying.
Nightwing out!
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Post by POISON IVY on Dec 19, 2014 15:51:13 GMT 10
I'm sorry Nightwing, but don't tell me I am an uninspired finalist. I worked my ass off in some situations to get here and I am proud of what I did in this game. It's not my fault that you and Huntress decided to turn everyone in and out this entire game and only stick to a grand total number of two people maybe sometimes 3 or 4 in an alliance. Just because I wasn't out in the open all the time calling people assholes and cunts and kicking a shit about every single thing doesn't mean I don't deserve to be here. I'm not going to pretend like we were BFFs the entire game because we weren't and I never met you until the merge. It was fun and cute to talk to you but just because you and I weren't talking game all the time doesn't mean I wasn't on my game with other people. That's as real as I can possibly be with you. I could turn around and say the same thing about you if I was sitting in your position. You can't always shine in a 32 player game. As for everyone on the jury. I had good times and bad times with all of you. I appreciated about Huntress that she was in charge of what she wanted and she always put up a fight. I didn't like the way I was ignored for not voting for Flash and I didn't like the way I was spoke down to about it after. I liked Arkillo had a lot of depth to him when we spoke, I didn't like that he never replied to me at all sometimes. I liked the way Starfire could talk people into doing anything and always knew exactly the right thing to say. I didn't like when she cut me off because I turned down her girls alliance for the second time and I was honest with her about that. I liked Scarlets balls to the wall approach to the game. She had a lot of fire and she killed people with kindness. I disliked the way I was treated after the Kapow flip and the fact she was voting people out when she got "bored" of them. Wiccan had a a lot of depth and was very intelligent about the game. I disliked I would only get a message maybe once a day, or every two days. I liked Harley's ability to adapt. She turned things around for herself over and over wether she realised it or not. I didn't like that we put up a barrier between us and that didn't come down until the last moment when she needed to save herself, she wanted to make a move but she played into other peoples games just as much as anyone else did at one point or another. I liked that Batman had some sass to him. He was bitchy and it was great at times. I didn't like that he was used and abused and then always went crawling back to the same people like some sort of abusive relationship. Superwoman was great. She was the goat hoarder. She knew how to place people like it was a chess board. I didn't like the fact that she gave out too much information about everything that was going on to pretty much everyone which was able to be used against her in the end. If you want anything else Nightwing, ask me. I'll be as open as possible. Even if you want specifics. I'm not going to hold back. You think I am underwhelming then I will serve it up raw for you.
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Post by TWO-FACE on Dec 19, 2014 20:45:49 GMT 10
We're sorry that you are uninspired by this Nightwing. At best we were hoping that Nightwing could have been whelmed by this final two. On to your request about the members of the jury. Huntress: We were really impressed with her in private as she was timely in her responses and open to discussion. We didn't like being made to feel guilty for making a move to further our own game and we felt our discussions weren't mutually beneficial but more about advancing her game only. Arkillo: He impressed us making it so far considering his early exit from DC Villains, so he had to have had some skill. We didn't like his, then, unknown reason for targeting us and also his condescension to us in most messages. Starfire: She was determined and passionate about what she believed in. We weren't fond of her refusing to communicate once she decided not to work with you and how quick she was to write people off without exploring all avenues. Nightwing: We felt you showed a lot of intelligence in our PMs with you. That intelligence makes us admit we expected more from your jury question. You made some great observations and we really wish you had gone on with it rather than leaving most things hanging and giving the impression that you were disinterested with us. Scarlet Witch: She's very clever and, from a detached viewpoint, made smart moves. We didn't like not hearing from her for days on end and we didn't really like the flow of conversation only taking place when she was facing an exit and none beforehand. Wiccan: He did well to lodge himself in to a position where he had room to move near the end. Telling Harley he was voting for her was a massive blunder and we didn't like that when conversation was firing up with him things would go cold for various reasons. Harley Quinn: We had massive respect for her, despite being in opposite camps all game as the communication was always great. She tipped her hand at some point as there was a drastic change in the way she communicated with us. Plus we didn't like that she kept voting for us whenever she got a chance. Batman: Batman impressed us once Wiccan had left the game as he anticipated what was to come and what moves needed to be made. We were disappointed that he didn't seem to have any opinion about things prior to Wiccan leaving and that he was unable to make the moves he needed to stay around. Superwoman: She was great at what she did, always communicating and making you feel special. However that became a bit transparent as numbers dwindled and people compared notes. We felt she was loyal, to a fault, where she could have been more ruthless to protect her own interests. Finally here are a couple of Dick picks that should get anyones blood racing if only just from their stunning names: Dick Trickle and Dick Hyman.
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Post by NIGHTWING on Dec 20, 2014 4:00:09 GMT 10
Thanks guys I only have one more thing to say
Did you really think I'd be this cold after all of the time I've spent in this game having an absolute blast? Come on now, I'm here to have some fun with you people so stop taking yourself so seriously. As a consensus this jury finds this FTC to be boring as all hell so now it is time for you two to prove them wrong by having some fun alright?
It is story time boys and girls and the Final Two are the ones who are going to entertain us all! The first story will be about two people who were voted out before the merge having an epic battle to the "death". The second story will be about two people who made the merge having a nice day in the park. The third story will be about Nightwing and Huntress being super amazing best friends for ever
And...go!
P.S. Special shout out to all my homies who didn't make it this far. I miss all of you so much, I can't wait to see you again!
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Post by TWO-FACE on Dec 20, 2014 20:21:58 GMT 10
In light of the previous revelation, we'd like to have our analysis of each juror stricken from the record and replaced by the following:
What we like about each juror is that they are considering casting a vote for Harvey Dent to win this game. What we don't like about each juror is that they are considering casting a vote for Poison Ivy and that they have yellow in their avatars, as it's not a very hero/villain worthy colour.
As for story time please excuse us as we're heavily influenced by the Comicverse erotic fan fiction we've been reading during this game
Story 1 - We'll go one better and pit all the pre-merge players in one big battle. However, each player is strapped in to an orgasm inducing contraption that, when activated, brings on the most intensive orgasm experienced. The winner of this battle will be the player who climaxes first which in turn would have their machine shut off. In a matter of seconds, The Flash, being fast at everything he does came first to be declared the winner. The other players machines remained on as they climaxed endlessly until their bodies could take no more, leaving the arena strewn with 19 sticky dead bodies with ecstatic looks on their faces. Juggernaut couldn't make it and died at home from an infection to his helmet.
Story 2 - This was going to be a romantic story about Scarlet Witch and Wiccan, unfortunately it devolved in to activities involving the Green Arrows favourite number and had Wiccan coming out of it looking like Carrie.
Story 3 - The true story of Huntress and Nightwing being friends for ever is this. Nightwing asked Huntress what her name was, to which she replied "Huntress" Upon hearing her reply Nightwing disrobed to stand naked in front of her. Huntress looked at him curiously. Nightwing noticed Huntress was a bit puzzled and asked, "Why did you say 'Undress'"? Huntress laughed, Nightwing laughed and they became friends for life. Fucking hell Harvey that is the worst pun I have ever heard.
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Post by POISON IVY on Dec 21, 2014 4:15:00 GMT 10
You're a dick. The first story is an epic battle of revenge between Catwoman and Joker. After Catwoman gains 20 kilos and hits rock bottom after her arena defeat she is hell bent on revenge. She joins a gym and becomes a total goddess and has her own line of DVD instructional work out videos. She heads back to the arena with her abs you can take tequila shots off on a bar top and pelts Joker to death with kittens. Joker crying and smudging his make up because girlfriend hasn't learned how to use water proof mascara yet. The second story is a beautiful story of everlasting between Starfire and Batman. Strafire and Batman have been BFS 4EVA. They hold hands everywhere they go and they can never be apart from one another. They are the Olsen Twins of Gotham City. When they are in the park throwing the frisbee, Starfire is captured. Batman not knowing what to do goes on a mission to save his best girlfriend. It's a story of sleepovers and baking cookies and just two best friends this game has ever seen. So inspirational When Huntress and Nightwing move into their new apartment block they meet their beautiful and seductive neighbour Pamela. Pamela is a total bitch and will do anything to ruin their marriage. She knows what she wants and is 50 shades of green. Huntress is not having this bunny boiling slut come between her and her man. Slowly creepy things start happening like Pamela breaking in and watering their plants and offering to drop Nightwing to work in her eco friendly car. At their wedding as Huntress walks down the isle, Pamela bursts open the doors and demands it stops. Huntress throws down her bouquet and says enough is enough bitch and lunges for her in her expensive Vera Wang. Nightwing comes between them and demands it stops, then revealing he is on love with someone else... He is in love with Arkillo.
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