I will read this one first, since it may take you all a while to read it.
First vote:
"I've written some poems, hope you enjoy them babes <3
Passive aggression,
and assumptions of control,
ugh, you are the worst
B is for borewhore, you really truly are;
A for annoying, the most here by far.
T stands for thank fuck, not having to think of you again;
M is for massively overcompensating, the size of your douchey butler filled den.
A again for annoying, like seriously, holy fuck,
N stands for never, ever have I come across more of a schmuck.
Oh, glory be to allah,I'm not your wife or fella,you boring fuck,go fuck a duck,in your dead parent's cellar.This one's to the tune of Silent Night <3
Never my mate, tried not to hate,
Batman but, he's a fuck,
Holy shitballs his messaging's lame,
after three I exploded in flame,
Get to the F - T - C,
so in the juryhaus you I don't see.
Won't get a vote, or sympathetic note,
on me on this you can soon quote,
I may have gone quiet for a few days,
but at least what people got they occasionally praise,
you are universally hated,
except by the borewhores you've mated.
Silent night, holy night,
leaving you, removing from sight,
Off I trundle, no hatred for any,
other than you, you sick nincompoopanny,
I join the jury in peace,
not dealing with your shit is peace."